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The Native Me
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jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
jean-claude-van-dong:

thenativeme:

jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.

But what if you got it there in the first place?

So you’re asking me that if I “got it there” and didn’t want anything more that your floppy snake overrules a humans emotional needs? No means no. You will be fine.
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jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
jean-claude-van-dong:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


Blue balls isn’t from boners, it’s from when you get right to the edge but don’t finish, which causes painful pressure in the scrotum.

Then finish yourself. 
Don’t need me to hold your….thing.
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Hey, Sarge, I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Terry?

Hey, Sarge, I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Terry?

Hey, Sarge, I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Terry?

Hey, Sarge, I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Terry?
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awkwardarbor:


didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?


idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help


You guys this year my boyfriend took out to a picnic in a gazelle! It was so romantic
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supjarred:

Hey guys! my old account got hacked, so im following everyone back on this account! 
Im also promoting all new followers <3
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All I can see is penis though…
All I can see is penis though…
All I can see is penis though…
All I can see is penis though…
All I can see is penis though…
All I can see is penis though…
All I can see is penis though…
All I can see is penis though…
All I can see is penis though…
All I can see is penis though…
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gettingfitlosingfat:


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
gettingfitlosingfat:


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
gettingfitlosingfat:


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
gettingfitlosingfat:


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
gettingfitlosingfat:


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
gettingfitlosingfat:


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
gettingfitlosingfat:


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
gettingfitlosingfat:


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
gettingfitlosingfat:


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
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blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.Math DrivingLightAnything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.


My ex pulled this EVERY TIME…I’m so mad right now. Asshat. So thankful for tumblr you guys, you don’t even KNOW.
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sharkolympics:


this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.




I’m in live with all that this is
sharkolympics:


this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.




I’m in live with all that this is
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"To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the
unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. Hope means hoping
when everything seems hopeless."

- G.K. Chesterton

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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."
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